In an otherwise irrelevant March 31 Winnipeg Free Press article titled "In Hell, CBC is the only channel", Tom dropped the following monster:
I can't remember now what particular news item brought on this inspiration. It might have been CBC Washington correspondent Neil Macdonald smugly reporting -- once again -- America's latest problems in Iraq or the travails U.S. President George W. Bush is experiencing with a Democrat-controlled Congress that appears determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in that war, or it could have been just one of those eternal panel discussions about the National Identity or the price of surfboards in St. Catharines (Ontario).What more can I say? Ladies and gentlemen, the--actually employed and paid money to write this--Tom Oleson.
I'm quite sure we'll be seeing more of him.
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